Curb your dog!

8/26/2012

 
 People with dogs....should I go any further?
 
remember, dog poo is not a fertilizer. In fact, it is just as bad
if not worst as human feces.(Loaded with bacteria)
 
So boyz and girlz, when walking your dog, please, please, please
pick up the poo with your bare hands or with a plastic bag which ever you
prefer, but DO NOT LEAVE IT on any lawn, side walk, next to a tree, behind a
tree or anywhere that seems ok. It is an environmental hazard; it contributes to
air and water pollution. 

 
You don't have to take my word for it..
.......RESEARCH!!!

Gold Diggers

8/20/2012

 
 I was at my attorney’s office the other waiting and this woman
sitting across from me passionately got lost digging into her nose in deep
search for gold. After putting few minutes of hard work, she started to roll few
nuggets off her fingers and I imagine since they weren’t any value to her, she
just let the office carpet store them for future references. After some
extensive searches of both nostrils, the gold miner took a leave to head for the
ladies’ room and hopefully that was to wash her digging tools (fingers). 
 
Here’s my problem….
  That same hand I’m sure shook the attorney’s hand during salutation. Furthermore, she touched the door knob, thus meaning someone that day may have brought some of her “LOOGY”home. 
 
I have a big problem when people get so comfortable in their grooming quality time, they forget that the public, including myself, make up the audience.  Once again, I usually carry recording devices on me, but for some reason I can’t explain that day, I didn’t have my witness with me. 
  
This woman deserves a Youtube moment.

  Naaaassssstyyyyy!!!
 
Please everyone, WASH YOUR HANDS !!!

  Before eating,

  Before touching your spouses and children,

  After shaking hands with folks,

  After visiting public places where gold
miners may have been at work and the list goes on.


 Be safe and good health to you!!!