Water Fountain Wishes

9/23/2012

 
 Yeah right!!!!

 Many have been doing this for years; that is to toss a coin into
a fountain, make a wish and hope for the best.  Since the economy is in trouble
worldwide, I’m sure the number of fountain wish makers quadrupled.  
 
This pet peeve is actually my brother’s.

 My dear beloved brother on a family vacation in Vegas (many water
fountains there), making the best of the moments while observing folks taking
their hard earned pennies and quarters to a fountain and hope for the best.  

I wonder how many times people do this per day or week or month
or year?

 If you didn’t get your wish after the third coin toss, what makes you think it’ll eventually pay off after maybe the 68,000th toss? 
 
Anyhow, the good thing is: if I’m unemployed, I know exactly
  where to get tax free money and pay my past due light bill……..THANKS EVERYONE!!! (Water
  fountain wishing folks).


 

Exotic Love.

9/6/2012

 
People looking for affection from their beloved exotic pets. 

Let it be known and understood that I am an animal lover and feel that those living creatures are designed for and should remain in the wild.  

    For some incredible reason, some people feel that they can domesticate a wild animal; that is to turn a diamond back into docile snake, a boa into soft loving hugging family member, a monkey or gorilla into a loving human infant/adult or perhaps a tiger, lion, puma, cheetah or a jaguar into a domestic cat….HOW SAD!!!      

    My problem is when those wild animals turn on their owner and those geniuses seek help from tax payers’ official resources to be rescued from their own negligence or misconduct against those animals. In addition, rescue officers are putting their own life at risk in order to perform such rescue mission.

  • You got a pet Burmese? Fine, once you figure out you can’t care for it, before it turns into 10, 12, 22 feet long snake, do the right thing; turn it over to animal shelters, don’t just release it to your neighborhood sewage system. If not, take your squeeze in peace, don’t call 911; squeeze it back if you can.
  • You got a pet gorilla? Fine, same principle applies, turn it over to animal shelters, and don’t you kill it for the fur. If not, once you can’t control that beast, you may have to let it bite your fingers and face off and if you feel like screaming, do so in silence so you don’t disturb your neighbors.

  • You got “Gaboon”viper? That’s not fine. In fact any venomous reptile isn’t fine to have. You don’t bring something like that in any community endangering everyone’s life. At one point you will get bitten and while twitching on the floor, this thing will be loose in your house or neighborhood; therefore will cause rescue officers to put their own life in danger for your stupid  mistake.

  • If you’re my neighbor and have a pet alligator, make sure it stays over on your side of the fence. If not, any gator on my property is fair game…Nice gator shoes for me and a nice gator purse for my wife and one excellent opportunity to have some grilled BBQ gator burger. 


BE RESPONSIBLE FOLKS!!!!
Look for love and affection in the right places.