Vaseline (100% Pure Petroleum Jelly) should be our best friend.
I am a big advocate on proper grooming, especially when it comes to my personal appearance and the reason is simply because it is nasty to walk around without a good clean hair cut, beard trimmed or shaven off and most importantly, a good smelling deodorant to calm the loathsome fragrance from the arm pits. My teeth and tongue are regularly checked out by a licensed dentist to make sure they’re cleaned up properly in order to eliminate the rate of funk from the mouth. In addition, I take great pleasure in using Vaseline on my lips to keep the ash away.
If I devote this type of effort to be presentable to the public and to the people I love, it is simply because I want to assign everyone in my environment a fresh breath of dignity and honor.
With that in mind, it is certainly refreshing to see few men and women devote the same amount of time and energy to join the movement in paying close attention to details about their personal grooming. It is indeed a valid encouragement to see elbows and corner soles of someone’s feet, fairly and thoroughly acquainted with 100% white petroleum jelly better known as Vaseline, in order to keep the level of their ashy epidermis down and to smooth out soles’ surfaces so they don’t turn into switch
blades.
I honestly don’t think that’s too much to ask. In reality, it is heartbreaking to see cracks as thick as alligator’s skin at the bottom sole of many feet out there having great thirst for petroleum grease and for some reasons are constantly exposed through sandals, high heels showing those ashy parts, even going as far as committing the ultimate sin, to walk around bear feet.
Who cares whether you want to oil yourself or not?
Well if you don’t, that’s fine.
At least don’t be the loudest simpleton on the block, don’t talk about someone else’s imperfection until you completely correct yours first, don’t draw attention to yourself unless Vaseline do you justice; then and only then you might earn the right to show how Vaseline should be our best friend.
I am a big advocate on proper grooming, especially when it comes to my personal appearance and the reason is simply because it is nasty to walk around without a good clean hair cut, beard trimmed or shaven off and most importantly, a good smelling deodorant to calm the loathsome fragrance from the arm pits. My teeth and tongue are regularly checked out by a licensed dentist to make sure they’re cleaned up properly in order to eliminate the rate of funk from the mouth. In addition, I take great pleasure in using Vaseline on my lips to keep the ash away.
If I devote this type of effort to be presentable to the public and to the people I love, it is simply because I want to assign everyone in my environment a fresh breath of dignity and honor.
With that in mind, it is certainly refreshing to see few men and women devote the same amount of time and energy to join the movement in paying close attention to details about their personal grooming. It is indeed a valid encouragement to see elbows and corner soles of someone’s feet, fairly and thoroughly acquainted with 100% white petroleum jelly better known as Vaseline, in order to keep the level of their ashy epidermis down and to smooth out soles’ surfaces so they don’t turn into switch
blades.
I honestly don’t think that’s too much to ask. In reality, it is heartbreaking to see cracks as thick as alligator’s skin at the bottom sole of many feet out there having great thirst for petroleum grease and for some reasons are constantly exposed through sandals, high heels showing those ashy parts, even going as far as committing the ultimate sin, to walk around bear feet.
Who cares whether you want to oil yourself or not?
Well if you don’t, that’s fine.
At least don’t be the loudest simpleton on the block, don’t talk about someone else’s imperfection until you completely correct yours first, don’t draw attention to yourself unless Vaseline do you justice; then and only then you might earn the right to show how Vaseline should be our best friend.
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