Gold Diggers

8/20/2012

 
 I was at my attorney’s office the other waiting and this woman
sitting across from me passionately got lost digging into her nose in deep
search for gold. After putting few minutes of hard work, she started to roll few
nuggets off her fingers and I imagine since they weren’t any value to her, she
just let the office carpet store them for future references. After some
extensive searches of both nostrils, the gold miner took a leave to head for the
ladies’ room and hopefully that was to wash her digging tools (fingers). 
 
Here’s my problem….
  That same hand I’m sure shook the attorney’s hand during salutation. Furthermore, she touched the door knob, thus meaning someone that day may have brought some of her “LOOGY”home. 
 
I have a big problem when people get so comfortable in their grooming quality time, they forget that the public, including myself, make up the audience.  Once again, I usually carry recording devices on me, but for some reason I can’t explain that day, I didn’t have my witness with me. 
  
This woman deserves a Youtube moment.

  Naaaassssstyyyyy!!!
 
Please everyone, WASH YOUR HANDS !!!

  Before eating,

  Before touching your spouses and children,

  After shaking hands with folks,

  After visiting public places where gold
miners may have been at work and the list goes on.


 Be safe and good health to you!!!

8/21/2012 02:39:42 am

First up congrats on LOOSE BRACKETS I think this is going to be crazy as the title implies. your crazy looking picture underscores that fact the more so. I cannot excuse you however as a geek without a recording device. A PICTURE SAID A THOUSAND WORDS! for crying out loud! (Maybe you should have the scene re-enacted in your home studio)... I don't know who you would use as actress as your wife would NEVER comply! Anyway congrats again and we look forward to educational as well as fun things from you.

Max
8/22/2012 12:58:48 pm

thank Lloyd!!
there will be more to come, so stay tuned!

valmy
8/29/2012 12:24:44 am

I do not know if it true but I was told someone eat it after he dig it.

Max
8/29/2012 07:43:38 am

It is true, I saw a show on cable with this guy stealing a car easting his nostril nuggets. I guess the excitment got to him. The car was a police set up and the cam caught the footage. NAAASSSSTYYY!!!!


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